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NOODLE VS BAO

Chapter One

One day, noodle quarrelled with meat bao(bun). They had a fight but bao was too clumsy and lost badly. He was very angry and warned noodle not to leave if he have the guts. He went off to get his pals to assist him.

Meat bao went to find bread, man tou, jian bao etc to get them to reinforce him. Along the way, they saw maggi mee.

They beat maggi mee up and maggi mee was very puzzled at why he was beaten up. He said, "Why are you beating me? What have I done to deserve this?"

The meat bao said, "Noodle! Don't think you've permed your hair and we cannot recognise you!"

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Chapter Two

Maggi mee, who was beaten up for no reason, was very angry. So he went to find bee hoon, udon, fried noodles etc to seek revenge. But on the way, they met small bao.

Maggi mee looked at small bao for a while and told his brothers, "Brother! Whack him!" Maggi mee whacked small bao badly.
After the noodles family have left, they asked Maggi Mee why he hated small bao so much and beat him up so badly.

Maggi mee said. "Initially, I just wanted to teach him a small lesson, but when I saw him act cute, it made me even angry."

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Chapter Three

The more small bao thought of it, the more buay song he was. So, he found the bao family to whack Maggi mee. Then they found ying shi juan (noodles covered with bun).

They brought him back as a hostage and was about to put him on the stove to force him to talk when the bao head said, "That's not noodles! That's our undercover!"

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Chapter Four

The family of bao and noodles are now enemies and they would start fighting whenever they see one another.

One day, the noodles family was having a walk when they saw char siew bao alone. Seeing the good chance, all of them attacked him.

The noodles family shouted, "Beat him hard hard! Don't give chance just because he's vomiting blood!"

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Chapter Five

Poor char siew bao, with his injuries, went to the bao headquarters to look for help.

All the bao family was activated and together with red bean bao, green bean bun etc. They went to seek revenge. All the passersby siam them as they look like they will kill.

They saw french fries jalan jalan along, shopping. The bao family attacked him.

The bao head shouted, "Noodle people still wear gold go shopping! Whack him!!!"

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Chapter Six

Finally, the bao family managed to kidnap noodle, the one who started up the whole show, and brought him back to the bao headquarter. All the baos took turns to whack him. The chief of baos, dua bah bao, took a final roll over noodle before they dump him.

When the poor noodle finally went home, none of the family members could recognise him because he is totally disfigured and flattened.

In order not to let the family bear the bad name, he appeared as a new member named Mee Pok.



Food for thought: Can you imagine what will happen if nasi lemak quarrelled with roti canai? XD



10:58 pm

JAEJOONG IS BURNING HOT
and wait for it, you'll totally melt along with your heart!












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PPS: I GOT JAEJOONG! ♥



12:07 am

i got some cute cows today. i believe you'll swoon over them in no time. :D


left cow: hi all. i'm moochi.
right cow: howdy. mooshi is me name.


mooshi: wanna see something?
moochi: what is it?


mooshi: *shows off white clean ass*
moochi: =_="


aren`t you jealous of my cows? :P



12:29 am

I'm around. Just being absolutely lazy about blogging. Notice a change in the skin? That robot is just so adorable. WHEEE.

Gah, I think I've become addicted to YouTube.

I began looking around for some scenes from veryy old series videos. I stumbled upon a fantastic Jackie/Paul fanvideo that goes through some of their greatest moments as friends and then as a couple in Healing Hands. SQUEEEE. So awesome. :D

But the BEST thing I found on YouTube (not series-related) is this TV game show-related clip from episodes of Beautiful Cooking. It's of pretty celebrities cooking dishes they've never done before and it is HILARIOUS. Especially when the hosts tried their cooking. Watch it here. Oh and don't ever miss out the parts where Ella, Fiona and Kary (different episodes) were in it. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.



11:07 pm